On a new publishing model-the winner!
16 February, 2010 | Richard P. Grant |
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Ladles and gentlespoons, the results are in. We had an amazing response, and after sifting through a mass of #sci140-tagged tweets, discarding all the retweets and publicity (and a huge thank-you to everyone who spread the word), we had 197 unique entries (grep saved my life).
Many of you posted very witty ‘historical’ paper summaries, but there were several who managed to squeeze their own papers into 140 133 characters too. This, I think, was far more difficult, even if it did not lend itself so readily to humour.
It turned out to be quite an interesting social experiment, too. There were a number of themes, possibly the most popular being the structure of DNA (not surprising seeing as most of my twitfriends are at least vaguely biochemical). This from @SelectAgent was one of the best:
Salt of DNA structure= double helix. Strands anti-parallel; has implications. (PS Rosie didn’t help)
Physics, especially quantum mechanics, also featured heavily, and @pssalgado deserves a special mention for
Where are you, Heis? “Don’t know exactly, but I can tell you how fast I’m going!”
Galileo was another favourite among physicists, @sciencebase almost scooping the prize with
Dropped heavy and light ball at Pisa; saw landed at same time. Peer review problems now, especially after telescope incident.
Many entries had fun with Mendel; here’s @marymulv:
Peas for tea. Again! (Damn that gardener.) Smooth, wrinkly, smooth… Is that a pattern? Hm. Should I tell that Darwin fellow??
Stanley Milgram was the subject of a couple of tweets, @sciencebase again making me laugh with
Stanley, is this circuit really 450 Volts, those people look like they’re in real pain? Shut up and just push the lever
Some of you are obviously budding behavioural psychologists, as Pavlov’s famous experiment also attracted a lot of attention? My favourite? @enniscath‘s
Rang bell, fed dogs. Rang bell again, dogs drooled. NO FOOD FOR YOU! BAD DOG! (heh heh. Stoopid dogs).
Honorable mentions should also go to silentypewriter and yokofakun for sheer wit and volume dedication.
But there can be only one winner, I’ve decided. For his poetic take on Watson & Crick’s structure of DNA, and for a smart paper of his own, the winner of the #sci140 competition is…
@CameronNeylon (Cameron Neylon)
The winning entries from Cameron are
Take bacterial cell wall chemistry. Replace proteins + wall with any prot + beads. Easy protein labelled beads! (link)
and
2 interwound helices, with handedness right, and a 3.4 pitch, and hydration just right + keto not enol or they don’t zip up right (link)
A bag full of f1000 goodies will be winging its way to him very shortly.
Mad props to Cameron, and a big thank you to everyone who participated. It was such good fun, I rather think we might run something like this again. Keep an eye on @f1000 on Twitter for the next one. The full list of #sci140 entries are below the fold.
stuffysour A. Yonath: Fall off bike, hit head-great idea, let’s get ribosome structure from extremophiles. Crazy? No, but decades of headaches #sci140
Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:42:51kejames How many scientists does it take to s̶c̶r̶e̶w̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶b̶u̶l̶b̶ select a DNA barcode for land plants? Fifty-two. #sci140
Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:11:21kejames Model organisms, schmodel organisms! DNA microarrays can ID & type polymorphic loci across tree of life, starting w/ cryptogams. #sci140
Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:57:52lreyzin #Chebyshev’s Thm: Let E[X]=μ, std[X]=σ, P[|X-μ|>kσ]<1/k^2. Pf: P[|X-μ|>kσ] = P[(X-μ)^2>(kσ)^2] < [by Markov’s] (σ^2/(kσ)^2) = 1/k^2 #sci140
Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:47:20lreyzin An absolute: laws of physics are same for all inertial frames; the speed of light is universal and all else is relative. [Einstein] #sci140
Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:38:26cientounero Con envidia veo que una ciudad media (140.000 hab) de Suecia es puntera en biomedicina, Uppsala. #sci140
Sat, 13 Feb 2010 14:42:06cientounero La ciencia que más gusta. Chocolate Linked to Lower Stroke and Stroke Mortality Risk. #sci140 https://bit.ly/9ZQI7h
Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:09:15scimomof2 Direct bioelectrocatalysis of glucose oxidation shown by entrapping in silica/CNT composite obtained by lysozyme-catalyzed synthesis #sci140
Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:13:15aemonten Identification of mutants from X-rayed N.crassa cultures with specific nutritional requirments.Biochemical genetics was born (1941) #sci140
Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:45:26markjabbal Synthetic jets: pulses of air that can enhance aircraft wing flaps to reduce fuel burn and CO2 emissions https://tinyurl.com/y924etu #sci140
Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:23:21cientounero Descrito el acoso y la violencia de la mujer hacia el hombre #sci140 https://bit.ly/ce3rc4
Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:35:50cientounero Aznalcollar como ejemplo de evolución, como se recupera un ecosistema tras un cambio brutal de ecosistema #sci140 https://bit.ly/9XYdyV
Fri, 12 Feb 2010 10:38:45medodofak Intensive fysioterapitiltak for barn med CP: https://tinyurl.com/intensivtreningCP #sci140
Fri, 12 Feb 2010 10:30:44axiomsofchoice surf(S m²),vol(V m³),field(͢F m³m⁻²s⁻¹);flux(@dS,dt)=͢F∘͢͡n;∀Δprisms(Vₓ):dydz.(͢F̋ₓ-͢Fₓ́)=dydz.∫(∂͢Fₓ∕∂x)dx;∴∯͢F∘͢͡ndS=∭∇∘͢FdV;Gauss #sci140
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:28:33teaburns 1 + 1 = 2 #sci140
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 16:18:47djryan "What do you mean ‘ethics committee’? Just deliver the shock please." – Stanley Milgram #histsci140 #sci140
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 10:18:29lifeaquatic Pterosaurs couldn’t fly with their bills in the water. #sci140
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:11:41hufbauer Q: do introduced species evolve to be larger, more competitive? A: yes; bigger, better and faster. #sci140 So easy! Why ever write more?
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:41:35scimomof2 Predictive model built by MLR-genetic algor. from correlation b/n XPS & electrochem. activity 4 non-Pt electrocatalyst 4 fuel cells #sci140
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:57:21dange82 shaky shaky parahydrogen + catalyst makes NMR signals 1000 times bigger #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 22:28:25doctornige Rev Stone: I have an uncanny feeling that I will feel a lot better if I eat that willow tree over there. #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:02:00boris_gorelik E=mc^2 (Einstein) #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:28:31boris_gorelik DNA, AC-GT 2 helices (Watson, Crick, forget the girl) #sci140https://bit.ly/aX9eaQ
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:27:34enniscath Rang bell, fed dogs. Rang bell again, dogs drooled. NO FOOD FOR YOU! BAD DOG! (heh heh. Stoopid dogs). #sci140 – Pavlov. https://tr.im/NEqq
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:18:05microecos There are lots of little animals swimming around in this stuff! p.s. I didn’t defile myself, just so you know (Leeuwenhoek 1677) #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:37:11microecos Those "tongues" are teeth (Steno 1667) #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:47:15microecos The bees go to the blue card, even when the sugar’s gone ∴ flowers are colorful (Frisch 1914/1915) #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:44:30tomroudS Lorentz transfo. implies kinetic energy of a body diminishes after emission of a radiation, therefore mass is energy (Einstein1905b) #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:11:35tomroudS c is independent from referential, therefore Lorentz beats Galileo (Einstein 1905a) #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:11:26tomroudS Phil Anderson did much better than140 characters with his famous paper self contained in the title : "More is different" #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:11:18tomroudS Selected for bacterial resistance. Got non poissonian distrib. of mutants with huge variance, ergo mutations preexisted selection. #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:11:06moreno web altera comunicação científica clássica. sugiro novas metodologias de validação qualitativa do conhecimento #sci140 https://bit.ly/d6gV0p
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:14:40delahar Carrying variant P11S increases risk for autism, when it’s from mom. Oh no! Refrigerator mothers again! https://bit.ly/ddGxJJ #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:16:12erikacule WTCCC GWAS of 7 common diseases in 14K cases + 3K shared controls. Prior SNPs confirmed + new ones found. Yay for large data sets!
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:04:02aemonten Say, Bernard, you messy kid, why did you leave your plates in the sterilizing oven?Wait, the spores germinated! https://bit.ly/cKo3n2 #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:43:42pssalgado "Stan, stop prying around mad cow brains!" "Did you say prion? That’s it, that’s what causes it!!!" #histsci140 and #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:13:41razZ0r If you fumigate maize kernels, they will feel stressed, and grow faster and larger. #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:57:22cientounero PCR de sangre entera para diagnostico de bacteriemia por neumococo carece de sensibilidad y especificidad #sci140 https://bit.ly/9tSmKG
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:36:42newprof1 I am sure it’s just the regular flu. Now get ready for an awesome 1918 new years party! #sci140 #histsci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:15:28DizzyD242 #sci140, man, fire, farming, tools, buildings, books, from then on it was downhill for the planet
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:05:21pssalgado "Archi, stop messing about with the earth!" "if I can just find the right lever, I’ll move it!" #histsci140 #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:36:59suthers Galileo makes a telescope and is astonished to see what his neighbours are getting up to. #sci140 #histsci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:33:01pssalgado Where are you, Heis? "Don’t know exactly, but I can tell you how fast I’m going!" #histsci140 #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:25:02silentypewriter Zapped pencil with laser. Saw 60-atom carbon clusters. Reckon they look like footballs. We dub this new substance soccerene! Maybe. #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:22:48suthers Isaac Newton observes a falling apple and discovers a great new recipe for pie. #sci140 #histsci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:22:37Research_BI Feelings are necessary to make good decisions. However, the temperature must not become too high https://bit.ly/cA6V1V #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:16:57choklitfiend Good grief Walter, *how* many eyes??? #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:10:19pssalgado Anna, just put your hand there in that cardboard plate, dear. "Oh, my god, Roet, I have seen my death!" #sci140 #histsci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:04:55beautyscientist #sci140 Hooke’s law. Ut tensio, sic vis, meaning, "As the extension, so the force" I think Hooke would have loved Twitter..
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:04:24grahamsibley @LouiseJJohnson objects will come a rest pretty quickly if no further force is applied – it stands to reason really #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:02:58ely_peddler Hey Benoît that’s a pretty picture #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:01:19beautyscientist #sci140 Darwin – the more you use it, the bigger it gets.
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:00:51pssalgado Hey, Schrodinger, is your cat dead or alive? "- Both." – Lets open the box and see,then #sci140 #histsci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:59:45pssalgado I put light through 2 parallel slits and see light-dark & discret pattern Having two minds about this #sci140 #histsci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:56:35LouiseJJohnson The earth goes round the sun. But the stars must go round the earth or they’d have to be MILLIONS of miles away & that’s ridiculous #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:41:43LouiseJJohnson This tree weighs more than the soil I grew it in. Trees must be made of water: they could hardly be made of air! #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:40:30choklitfiend Robert, if you keep playing with all that uranium, you’ll have someone’s eye out! #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:38:54sciencebase Archi, you’ve just had a bath, get some clothes on before you catch your death of cold, are you dense, or what? #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:36:42sciencebase Professor, these X-ray patterns are incredibly symmetrical, best not mention them to Jim and Francis #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:35:15wittyremarkhere My grandparents weigh 14/15 what I do, and my parents 29/30. So I must be semi-conservatively replicated. #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:34:43sciencebase Stanley, is this circuit really 450 Volts, those people look like they’re in real pain? Shut up and just push the lever #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:33:08NTNUmedicine Resting heart rate positively asocciated with risk of death from ischhaemic heart disease among women, physical activity reduce risk #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:30:07sciencebase Fido, get down, you’re slobbering all over my good lab coat…it’s only the doorbell #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:27:32sciencebase I’m sorry Alex, I forgot to put your Petri dishes away and now they’ve got all mouldy…hang on… #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:25:52wittyremarkhere Measure and enhance protein stability in cells by linking folding to antibiotic resistance. Evolution of function limits stability. #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:23:01lablit Cells change shape when you knock down genes: we can learn a lot about basic rules of architecture via RNAi visual screening #sci140 ^jlr
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:22:43sciencebase Brother Gregor, purple and white pea flowers are so boring, why can we not grow pink ones? #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:22:04sciencebase Ernie, either I’m a very bad shot with these alpha particles, or atomic nuclei in this gold foil are a lot smaller than we thought #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:19:07sciencebase Astronauts came back nanoseconds younger than their stay-at-home peers; Einstein was right…again #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:16:54lifeaquatic Aerosols, particles and small organisms can be collected more easily than we thought. Simple (no really!) fluid properties explain #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:40:51aeporreca If you have more time at your disposal, you can do more things. Also works with space. https://bit.ly/cX6nBC #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:19:09jujurama When using FeCl3 to precipitate nano-Fe onto GAC lower concentration/longer reaction time gives best results. High conc. clogs pores #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:13:41jujurama Impregnating GAC w/nanozirconium results in hybrid media that can remove organic & inorganic contaminants from H2O via adsorption #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:08:35jujurama Type of base GAC affects hybrid Fe nanoparticle-GAC media’s ability to remove As & TCE from water. Lignite-based works best. #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:43:11scimomof2 Get X-ray photoelectron images @ diff.depth from polymer blend. Register quantify & fuse images. Visualize phase separation in 3D. #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:45:31scimomof2 Capture separation of dyes in nanofluidic channels. Apply MCR to temporal image series. Get velocity of dyes. https://bit.ly/aOJ9sl #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:35:40JLVernonPhD 2006: Junk DNA in the form of Group II introns can be targeted to disrupt plasmid DNA containing therapeutically relevant sequences #sci140
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:08:17murmur55 Men with personality disorders act in extremely dangerous ways against their female counterparts at work, at play,& in family #sci140 #psych
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:33:20jefferickson #sci140 For any convex polyhedron,V-E+F=2 [Euler]. For any genus g polyhedron, V-E+F=2-2g [L’Huillier]. And so on [Poincaré].
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:17:34SelectAgent #sci140 RNAP R1.1 acts as gatekeeper, modulates trxn initiation. ftprint & trxn assays show RPc to RPo rate varies w/ Promoter spacer.
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:05:51jefferickson #sci140 For any plane graph, V-E+F=2. Proof: The complement of a spanning tree of G is a spanning tree of G*. [Whitney]
Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:00:36SelectAgent #sci140 Salt of DNA structure= double helix. Strands anti-parallel; has implications. (PS Rosie didn’t help)
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:47:28aeporreca It’s impossible to determine whether a guy with an infinite piece of paper will ever stop doing maths. https://bit.ly/9qKV5E #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:19:37pssalgado Active site of single-unit RNAi polymerase = multi-subunit transcriptional enz -> evolution at structural level https://bit.ly/cSLB38 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:36:17pssalgado Fact: Ca2+ inhibits prot. Exp: X-ray prot xtal +/- Ca2+. Obs: Ca2+ coordinates PP, alters geom, rx stopped. https://bit.ly/cdY7Hi #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:28:03yokofakun Fig. 1: ▇ ▂ figure 1: "kissing couples: about 80% turned their heads to the right to kiss" DOI:10.1080/13576500600886614 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:23:33orthostichy Little circles of DNA change adipose stem cells into pluripotent stem cells: https://bit.ly/aMmB06 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:04:43johnlogsdon A Phylogenomic Inventory of Meiotic Genes: Evidence for Sex in Giardia and an Early Eukaryotic Origin of Meiosis #sci140 (original title)
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:04:42pssalgado coherent light through 2 parallel slits: light-dark interference pattern + discrete pattern observed. concl: particle-wave duality #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:00:522020science Short and tangled carbon nanotubes behave like particles in the body; long straight ones behave like fibers. https://bit.ly/9uSaCP #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:55:38axiomsofchoice p,q∈ℕ;p²=2q²⊧p∈2ℤ;gcd(p,q)=1⊧q∈2ℤ+1;∵4∣a²,a∈2ℤ⊧q∈2ℤ⊧⊥;∴√2∉ℚ;QED #sci140 https://ff.im/fFJeG
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:51:21pssalgado cat in box + decay triggered poison. box closed: cat alive & dead. when box opened: cat live or dead #Schrodinger #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:28:03johnlogsdon Meiosis genes found in Giardia indicate they are capable of undercover sex and that meiosis arose early https://tinyurl.com/y882saw #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:25:04aemonten Mouse embryonic and adult fibroblasts can be made pluripotent by introducing 4 transcript.factors (Takahashi & Yamanaka, Cell, 2006) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:19:08geomblog > 1/2 edges adj. to vert. of d-polytope point up/down -> v is unique bot/top vert. of face of dim d/2 CH has size n^d/2 Seidel #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:15:22pssalgado green + yellow peas -> all yellow peas -> 3:1 yellow:green peas. concl: inhereted charact from 2 info containing particles #Mendel #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:10:09BoraZ How many eggs does a bird lay? Clock determines, was domesticated to make more. Works the same in the wild: https://bit.ly/bqHxCe #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:08:53BoraZ Two quail eyes REALLY want to be synchronized and don’t need optic nerves to do so: https://bit.ly/ZJSst #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:07:24la_science_nue #sci140. #Cloning:Take a mammal egg. Remove nucleus. Insert the nucleus of a somatic cell into this empty egg. Pulse. (Wilmut et al.1996)
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:05:13lifeatblandings Ar. ramidus lacks characters re: knuckle-walking, suspension. Ancestor last shared differed substantially from extant African apes. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:04:33BoraZ Many tried and failed, but persistence pays: quail eyes work in a dish: https://bit.ly/c7uJUi #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:04:22lifeatblandings White, T. et al. 2009. ‘Ardipithecus ramidus and the Paleobiology of Early Hominids.’ Science. Vol. 326. no. 5949, pp. 64, 75-86. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:03:11BoraZ Very hungry? Clock keeps ticking and saving your energy at night: https://bit.ly/al7uVd #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:02:45mcshanahan News commenters don’t question others who say they’re scientists. Writing posts like a scientist helps citizens get voices heard. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:00:45BoraZ Clocks, how many? At least two in quail – no need for eyes or light, either: https://bit.ly/99Dbep #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:00:41BoraZ Everyone uses clocks to measure daylength. Quail, too? Close, but no cigar: https://bit.ly/bmW3FI #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:56:36BoraZ On a new publishing model – Tweet your paper: https://bit.ly/9xoG4B #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:52:28yokofakun ζ(s)=∑[n:1→∞]( 1/n^s)=1/1^s+1/2^s+1/3^s+…for Re(s) > 1 (Riemann B., 1859) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:36:12rweba Vast majority of interesting problems are NP-Complete (Karp) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:35:44razZ0r With just a short duplication, RNA sequences of MDMV are better, stronger, nicer! #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:18:25geomblog Random projection into log n dimensions preserves distances among n points to within eps relative error. JL lemma #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:17:06bonebraking Rel8ed parrot productivity 2 habitat. 2 avoid predation (+ risk infanticide): -trees, +H2O. Satsfys IFD assump. https://bit.ly/cL0zgC #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:16:55bparsia All your theorems are belong to us (Euclid, 300BC) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:12:56yokofakun (gene:704923 mesh:Protein_Binding gene:705847)+ gene:7011355 = (gene:704923 mesh:Protein_Binding gene:7011355)+ gene:705847 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:12:31michiexile #sci140 Vertex degrees easily predict existence of paths visiting each edge exactly once: At most two of odd degree allowed. – Euler 1735
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:05:48michiexile #sci140 It is impossible to give a closed formula for exact solution of polynomial equations in a single var. of degree > 4. – Galois & Abel
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:04:01EvoMRI Take larva. Put in magnet. Repeat (Add radio. Get 3D image & spectrum) until -40ºC. Thaw. Still crawls. #sci140 https://bit.ly/aZ3keq
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:02:27EvoMRI Prey survives attack. Wait some million years. Dig out. Put in magnet. Add radio. Get 3D image. Diagnose. #sci140 https://bit.ly/RHNXP
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:02:20EvoMRI Ask people whether musical chords you play are regular or not. Take EEG. The latter answers more correctly. #sci140 https://bit.ly/c833xc
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:02:09EvoMRI Let people fill in questionnaire. Take their ECG. The latter hints at their emotionality. #sci140 https://bit.ly/c833xc
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:01:55bparsia The computer told us: "Four colors suffice. " (Calculators *were* allowed, right?) – Appel and Haken, 1976 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:01:36misskher Meet Ida, missing link. Just kidding – we wanted to be on TV! #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:01:18EvoMRI Fertilize egg. Put in magnet. Repeat (Add radio. Get 3D image.) until hatching. #sci140 https://bit.ly/afl8Js
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:00:59CameronNeylon De novo sequencing of genomes>10Mb no good with next gen sequencing #sci140 https://bit.ly/clZcYw [paired end reads later solved this prob]
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:00:42EvoMRI Trap cell in light. Repeat (Spin it in electric field. Change frequency.) for 5min. Deduce temperature in cell. #sci140 https://bit.ly/bO8kDv
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:00:35lovysinghal primality of a no. can b decided in polynomial time – Agarwal, Kayal & Saxena #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:59:47MitchKeller Four colors suffice – Appel and Haken, 1976 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:59:33lovysinghal Primes is in P. – Agarwal, Kayal & Saxena #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:57:28michiexile #sci140 Complete. Concise. Consistent. Pick two. – Gödel 1931
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:55:30michiexile #sci140 Take 3×3 pixel patches from a photo databank. Normalize them twice. The result looks like a Klein bottle. Kinda – Carlsson et.al.
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:54:10geomblog All minor-closed graph properties can be tested in polynomial time. Robertson/Seymour #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:52:44michiexile #sci140 We can do PCA, but with coordinates on a hypertorus, using cohomology and least squares optimization. – de Silva-Morozov-@michiexile
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:52:30michiexile #sci140 The homology of a differential graded algebra is a Stasheff A-infinity algebra. – Kadeishvilli 1982.
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:50:03rpg7twit @grace_baynes You might be right! It’s a monster out of control. (ooh, this *is* the paper. Very meta) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:31:19CameronNeylon Take bacterial cell wall chemistry. Replace proteins + wall with any prot + beads. Easy protein labelled beads! #sci140 https://bit.ly/9Fk8X6
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:11:08Miss__Tina (Almost) everyone grew, nobody died. J Clin Endocrinol Metab Feb 2008; 93(2):352-357 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:06:49bparsia "it is not easy to determine whether a given propositional formula is a tautology, even if the formula is in normal disjunctive form"#sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:05:00dullhunk We wish to suggest a structure 4 the salt of DNA. This structure has novel features which are of considerable biological interest #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:55:47Etche_homo Islet-1 transcription factor is a major orchestrator of morphogenetic signalling pathways in the embryonic human heart. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:51:32marymulv Peas for tea. Again! (Damn that gardener.) Smooth, wrinkly, smooth… Is that a pattern? Hm. Should I tell that Darwin fellow?? #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:30:28labgrrl Rat and Al are all, like, cool, then Rat+Al+BANG! Now, rat, and Al’s like "WAHHHHH!!!" @ rat. (Watson, 1920) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:21:57mauro_fantini No one knows what B1 cells do. Let’s use skin allografts to find out. Skin died faster in WT mice than in mice lacking B1.B1 are bad #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:19:02tomroud Lorentz transfo. implies kinetic energy of a body diminishes after emission of a radiation, therefore mass is energy (Einstein1905b) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:18:37labgrrl #sci140 Hors d’œuvre + electricity= jump. It’s latently obvious. Helmholtz, 1850
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:17:16modelpractice NP = ESO. Fagin, 1974. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:15:37silentypewriter Healthy stomach + H. pylori = peptic ulcer… + penicillin = healthy stomach. ∴ Peptic ulcer = bacterial! #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:15:24labgrrl E pur si muove!! (Nonetheless, it moves!) Galilei, 1633; Brown, 1821 Hubble, 1929; McClintock,1950; et al. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:09:15tomroud c is independent from referential, therefore Lorentz beats Galileo (Einstein 1905a) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:07:36labgrrl Oops, Who would’ve thought that absolute power corrupts absolutely? (Zimbardo,1971) #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:03:52tomroud Phil Anderson did much better than140 characters with his famous paper self contained in the title : "More is different" #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:00:27labgrrl #sci140 Gave half the scurvy lot fruit, now have half a scurvy lot, Limey! (Lind, 1753)
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:58:46michaelgrr Structure function paradigm is wrong. Unfolded proteins can have biological function – check FlgM, regulation of flagella synthesis #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:57:07Browntideguy Nutrients/grazing/physical parameters change. Aureococcus anophagefferens experiences excessive growth. Ecosystem is devastated. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:57:04tomroud le dernier tweet était bien sûr l’expérience de Luria-Dellbruck en 140 caractères https://bit.ly/aEvd3V #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:55:51tomroud Selected for bacterial resistance. Got non poissonian distrib. of mutants with huge variance, ergo mutations preexisted selection. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:54:41rgcjk guaranteed enumeration of all topologically distinct membrane protein tunnels. https://dx.doi.org/10.1529/biophysj.108.135970 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:54:13jsnsndr Neurogenesis literature is conflicted so we compared rats & mice. New neurons in rats: more, faster, better. #sci140 https://bit.ly/awBIFl
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:53:00SFriedScientist Empty beer bottles better for smashing heads #cit: https://bit.ly/drbHTE #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:52:20simon_frantz Water can remember a molecule diluted out of existence. Oh hang on, no it can’t #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:51:36michaelgrr We did some messing about with wire and stuff, found double helix fits the Xray patterns of DNA. Rest is obvious. Suck that, Linus! #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:49:15jamie5on Speed of light same for all; laws of physics constant in all un-accelerated frames. Hence length contraction + time dilation. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:48:532020science Mdlng hist data sgsts causal rship btwn inhaled PM surface area & increased risk of dth #sci140 https://bit.ly/8YWKh3
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:48:16jamie5on Medium-range structure of very-high-density amorphous ice a lot like disordered crystalline ice at same pressure #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:47:09SFriedScientist Null alleles don’t affect assignment tests, probably #cit: https://bit.ly/by5tYF #sci140 #notmine
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:46:17rgcjk searching proteins for drugable binding sites finds known sites and potential allosteric sites https://dx.doi.org/10.1021/ci600229z #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:46:13kzelnio Dive in deep sea, ID vent shrimp, 1 yr ltr look agn new species! describe it, COI phylo, key to family – taxonomy & biodiversity FTW #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:41:50sciencebase Dropped heavy and light ball at Pisa; saw landed at same time. Peer review problems now, especially after telescope incident. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:41:43JLVernonPhD 1865: 28,000 Pisum plants reveal: 2 factors from parents (1 dominant, 1 recessive) sort separately when passing only 1 to offspring #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:38:55jeffsayre @2020science: Example –> 2x+ colas/week = ~2x risk of pancreatic cancer #cit: https://bit.ly/9Sosde #notmine #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:37:27DrMathochist Witten: path-integral heuristics give invariants of knots embedded in 3-folds, incl. Alexander, Jones, Bracket, etc. Quantize! #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:36:06alphalo BZ is dissipative autocatalytic process where chemicals catalyse each other to create self-organizing spirals https://bit.ly/76a6Nt #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:30:32sc_k #sci140 For a pair of non-commuting operators, knowing one precludes knowing the other. ∴ QM gives an incomplete reality. EPR, 1935.
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:29:52AlvFdezFdez I pick one of your hairs and… Voilá! I transform it in stem cell 😀 #sci140 OK, it does not describe iPS cells 100%, but… hehe
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:24:42sc_k #sci140 Quantum correction added to the prob. of a configuration for the low temp. range. Thermo-equilibrium now right with QM. Wigner, 1932
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:24:21drmsrosenberg #sci140 e = mc^2
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:21:40rgcjk quantitative depth measure of proteins-binding sites are deep-little effect on affinity https://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.jmb.2006.07.022 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:15:47brembs The Drosophila mutant ‘radish’ exhibits hyperactivity and deficits in attention-like processing. Ritalin rescues most deficits. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:11:49dabaum77 #sci140 Human genome busted up, pieces sequenced by many people, put back into order, and published in Nature. 1st draft book of life.
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:09:46ralphmercer shit happens, and if left undisturbed will continue to happen #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:09:21aemonten DNA is structured as a double helix; Nature 1953; 171: 737 #sci140 😉
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:56:08Luxegen Cummings,Kalf,Moore,Miller,Jirik,Wilson.SOD-1 influences timing & post-hypoxic stability neonatal breathing. Adv Exp Med Biol 2008 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:43:53rgcjk hyperthermostable proteins are more spherical; fewer pockets, more buried atoms. https://dx.doi.org/10.1002/prot.22558 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:42:26rgcjk model for ligand affinity based on receptor desolvation predicts target druggability and HTS hits https://dx.doi.org/10.1038/nbt1273 #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:37:42silentypewriter https://twitpic.com/128q1v Left: Ag beam X-section, no B-field. Right: Ag beam X-section, inhomogeneous B-field. ∴ spin is quantized. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:35:18CameronNeylon 2 interwound helices, with handedness right, and a 3.4 pitch, and hydration just right + keto not enol or they don’t zip up right #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:31:25Luxegen Weljie,Miller,Vogel,Jirik.An inflamm arthritis-assoc. metabolite biomarker pattern by 1H NMR spectroscopy J Proteome Res 2007 .#sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:30:24rpg7twit (on behalf of Richard Wintle) Used density clustering to estimate genomic copy number. Acceptable FDR on simulated data. Worked like a charm on real cohort data.
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:30:07IanMulvany Mikelson + Morley looked at light crosswise, damn, it didn’t interfere. No worries, just means no ether. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:29:19LouWoodley The eureka moment of deep-sea squid shows that team working between your (symbiotic) partners can be illuminating #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:25:32IanMulvany #sci140 dog + bell + food = saliva. Repeat. Eventually dog + bell = saliva, where’s my nobel prize?
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:23:47NeilWithers #sci140 ‘Venus flytrap’ sulfide compound selectively hoovers up nasty caesium ions and holds on to them. doi:10.1038/nchem.519
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:23:08IanMulvany from giants’ shoulders saw apple fall to earth, gravity is inverse squared, oh and geometry with fluxions too. #principia #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:20:59brianclegg EPR: Two particles from one, measure position/momentum. Either no locality or hidden variables. Must be locality, so there. #sci140
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:15:07doctorzen Giant neurons for escape tailflips in slipper lobsters? The behaviour and the backfills say no! #sci140 Original: https://bit.ly/9KYOn0
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:14:29IanMulvany #sci140 geodesics locally flat, globally it’s complicated
Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:13:23razZ0r We collected a large number of animal and plant promoters, determined the conserved regions, and made a web search interface for it. #sci140
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Really, you only summarize the stupid historic paper tweets? They were dumb, not funny, and in many cases, barely recognizable. No summary for everybody who tweeted their own work? How lame.
Feel free to summarize them yourself. You can run the next competition.
“dumb, not funny”? That’s summing up most scientists’ humour from my experience. But calling it lame is, pretty lame.
Stick to commenting on failblog, i’m sure your witless insights will be much better appreciated there